Halloween 2005
(Source: live-for-tonight)
"So I just got this message you left for me on Pom Pom’s cell phone telling me to go away and pick up sticks? Well I say that is GARBAGE, sister! Having to put up with you is like… having to put up with GARBAGE! I don’t know where you get off, but it’s definitely not at the Homestar Station anymore. Looks like you’re riding the 7:30 Alone train to ALONEVILLE. Making stops at Ex-Girlfriend Junction and West BREAKIN’ UP WITH YOU! Oh, and you can keep the collector’s plates!"
- Homestar Runner - Marzipan’s Answering Machine Version 9.2 (via homestarrunner)
I am sick :(
(Source: threemilesmaketheworld)
Marzipan
Homestar Runner