robbingthebees:

Whenever I see a map of Missouri, I think of the Cheat.

hahahah nice!

(Source: ofanselm)

Halloween 2005

"So I just got this message you left for me on Pom Pom’s cell phone telling me to go away and pick up sticks? Well I say that is GARBAGE, sister! Having to put up with you is like… having to put up with GARBAGE! I don’t know where you get off, but it’s definitely not at the Homestar Station anymore. Looks like you’re riding the 7:30 Alone train to ALONEVILLE. Making stops at Ex-Girlfriend Junction and West BREAKIN’ UP WITH YOU! Oh, and you can keep the collector’s plates!"

- Homestar Runner - Marzipan’s Answering Machine Version 9.2 (via homestarrunner)

I am sick :(

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